St Andrews, Fife

 

We visited St Andrews a couple of weeks ago, it's about a 15-20 min drive from where we are at Teasses.  Primarily it's a university town, full of young pretty people who match the pretty buildings.  It's very clean, has loads of bars, lots of golfing history which everyone seems nuts, and is a "beach" side town (beach is in " " because I really think that anyone in the UK doesn't actually know what a beach is supposed to look like).

It has a ruined castle over looking the ocean as well as a ruined cathedral & graveyard.  The cathedral was really cool, and you could walk around the grounds for free.  We couldn't go into the castle or the paid bits of the cathedral as they were closed on Sundays.  There were some really interesting gravestones too, it seemed common to use the same plot for the whole family.

We went for a bit of a pub crawl last Friday night at St Andrews with the Teasses crew, loads of fun, and no one made a pavement pizza this time! Winning!

Pitlochry

 

I'm not going to lie.  We went to Pitlochry for the weekend solely to get a sandwich.  Not just any sandwich...but the kind of sandwich that changes your life.  

Let me elaborate.  Back in 2007 we were in Pitlochry and we stumbled into a Deli in search of lunch.  We ordered a sandwich each, and went back to our hostel to eat it.  What happened next changed our lives.  It was as if our mouths had an explosive  orgasm, the kind that disturbs the neigbours makes the dogs howl.  How can a sandwich be this good?!?!  

Since then we have always fantasised about going back to have another of those amazing sandwiches..I daresay it helped push us into moving over here.  Since we are only about an hour away from Pitlochry here at Teasses Estate, we jumped on a train (well, 3 trains) and headed to sandwich heaven for the weekend.

I know what you are thinking:

Q) How did you know the Deli would still be there?  You were there 7 years ago!

A) Because we googled it before we left Australia, and we kept a menu from when we were there so we knew the name.  Not only are they still there, but they now have 2 shops!

Q) Was the sandwich worth it, was it as good the second time?

A) No.  No it wasn't.  Rather than having the fresh thickly sliced granary bread, they only had white bread rolls with about half the filling that we were expecting.  The fillings still appeared to be about the same, but they were stingy, it wasn't cheap, and the whole experience left us a little hungry and a lot deflated.

We felt like our best friend just told us that they didn't want to be friends anymore.  With heavy hearts, we went straight to the pub.

But it wasn't all sandwiches and disappointment.  We also went to the pub (twice) & had a great dinner dinner (twice), got plastered, listened to some awesome live music, bought a super warm jumper from an op-shop for 2 pound, went to the dam & fish ladder, and went to the distillery and got a free mouthful of whisky.  

Teasses Estate; a land of heated towel racks, drying cupboards, wood fire places, pheasants and a shit load of green.

 

Teasses Estate is our first helpx placement.  In a nutshell, it’s a large private estate with loads of gardens, and it also offers pheasant shooting to the wealthy who enjoy a day out in their best tweeds with their socks pulled up high.  We are staying in a little farm house along with another helpx couple and the apprentice gamekeeper (all awesome peeps, and we particularly enjoy giving the sweet 17 yr old apprentice cider).

Our work involves helping the head gardener prepare the gardens for winter.  This concept is unknown to us aussies, but here in whiskyland things die in the winter...so you've got to do something before the garden goes brown, then mushy, then freezes over in a solid shit-cube.  So we get to hack at things with a variety of machinery including hedge trimmers, whipper snippers, ride on leaf-eating machine thing etc...it’s a little more fun than it’s supposed to be. 

We also get to ride a, I call it a tractor, but it’s really a ‘utility vehicle’, to work every day.  It’s about a 5 min or so drive through the fields and cows and suicidal birds each morning, during which my face freezes and we play a little game called ‘Pheasant Slapping’.  Picture yourself in a jeep on an African safari, bouncing to and fro as you accelerate across an expansive flood plain which is teeming with game animals.  You disturb a group of antelopes and they start running along side your jeep and randomly darting in front of your vehicle.  The animal’s excitement/terror thrills you, and you swear they are so close you could slap their asses from your seat.  So you do.

Now hold that image, and substitute the jeep for a little John Deer Gator, the flood plain for rolling green hills, the herds of game animals for cows, and the antelope for pheasants.   

No, we haven’t managed to slap any yet.  Little buggers are fast.  The below pics are of mainly of our farm house, and I've included a couple of our completely fashionable garden gear, as well as Jordan's, the apprentice gamekeeper, 18th birthday party down at the local.  Awesome night of drinks, pool & a little vomit. 

Edinburgh, Scotland

 

 We arrived in Edinburgh on the 1st November for 3 nights as a prelude before we start our help exchange work (we receive accommodation & board from a host family in exchange for helping them with whatever work they need done; www.helpx.net – brilliant solution to help poor people stay abroad). 

Our hostel had great wifi and cheap drinks – pretty much all you could hope for in a hostel.  We didn't do much during our time there…we went to the movies twice, went to the castle but the line was enormous and the entry fee was hefty, so we gave it a miss and went to the pub instead. 

 

Venice, Italy

 

Venice is the most pleasant of the Italian cities we have been to.  A small amount of research would have explained a lot – Italy is split in two; the rich northern Italy, and the struggling southern Italy.  The further north you go, the more pleasant it is.  But I appreciate seeing both.  Life isn’t all candy after all.

The historical centre of Venice has basically been built on a several platforms that are sitting on big concrete pillars that have been sunk into the ocean and mud beneath.  Because the pillars are sitting on mud, naturally, they are sinking.  So one day Venice will probably disappear just like the fabled city of Atlantis, but not in our lifetime.  You can see buildings tilting as they sink at a faster rate than their neighbours.

Much of the whole historic centre of the city exists purely for tourists with nothing but souvenir shops selling masquerade masks, glass blown figurines and ‘I love Venezia’ t-shirts as far as the eye can see.  Venture just a little further out and the streets/ally’s get wider and the feel is a little more authentic and relaxed.  We went for a walk to the University and stumbled upon an old church running an exhibition of Da Vinci’s machines.  We went in (obviously) and loved it.  The man was pure genius.

Putting aside the millions of souvenir shops and the hundreds of Africans selling ‘real’ Louis Vuitton bags on the streets (on bed sheets so they can pick them up and run at first word of the cops – there were heaps of these guys in Naples too) , the city is beautiful and the sights are wonderful.  

Today we visited St Mark's Basilica and the Doge's Palace which were both historically fascinating.  These buildings make a point of saying ‘Hey world, I’m Venezia and I’m stinking rich’, which was the point back when they were established (they covered everything in gold, literally).  

Gondola rides are about 80 euros (approx. $155 AUD), and as the narrow water ways are, at times, choked with them, they don't appear to offer that famed slice of Venetian romance.  Besides, I can’t think of anything worse than sitting next to your lover for 40 minutes with some dude standing behind you, peering over your shoulder, interrupting you all the time and making you feel incredibly not alone.  So we are happily passing on that cookie-cutter, straight-out-of-the-box, one-size-fits-all ‘romantic’ experience.

On the advice of many friends and family, we have invested lots of time in just walking around the city and getting lost, which has been great.  It has allowed us to see all the various shops, both touristy and not so touristy, the rare grocery shop, and a fair amount of residential areas (wiki tells me about 60,000 people live on the sinking city).  There have been a few times where we have genuinely been lost, but when there are gelato vendors everywhere you can only adopt a certain amount of concern at the situation.  

Our hostel is pretty cool & in the centre of things.  It's amazing to step outside our front door and be 3 meters from the water’s edge, with a view of St Mark's Square.  Just so relaxing and wonderful.  I had a peaceful breakfast this morning at a little cafe on the water's edge just up from our hostel...what a spectacular thing to wake up to in the morning, I just sat there feeling so lucky.  Also (mainly because I don't know how to ask for milk in Italian) I had my first strong black coffee shot served out of what looks like a dolls tea set cup, which seems to be what you get when you ask for a coffee around here.  People just shot them at the counter and continue on their way.  It was strong, but not entirely un-enjoyable.  There isn't an ounce of concern over leaving everything in Australia anymore, not one thought left.  This is brilliant.