We're fine, everything's fine here now, thank you, how are you?

True to form, we've been too damn lazy to blog for the past 2 years. But hey, we've been busy! Like, in the past 2 years we have:

  1. Got jobs (booze money!)

  2. Not moved house

  3. Not had children

  4. Not made any more friends

  5. Not traveled anywhere

  6. I played a board game

But, like, our plants are still alive, so.... winning!! 

This year though, hold onto your hats - Kezize is taking a major hit to the pants and I'm going to Japan for 2 weeks without Ize.*shocked gasp!* Scandalous, I know.

I'm going with my besty since the 90's. I'm actually very concerned considering I rely heavily on Ize to keep me alive when we travel (from packing my bag every damn day cause I can't pack for crap, to finding the right bus). I'm totally useless when we travel. Worse than useless, I'm a liability. In the coming zombie apocalypse please do yourself a favour and throw me to the horde while you make your getaway. I'll only get you killed.

Ize has encouraged me completely to make this trip.  Quite probably he's hoping I'll be forced to stand on my own two feet and stop being so useless.

Here's hoping I don't spend the whole 2 weeks at Narita airport because I can't find the train station (and I'll be too scared to ask someone, naturally). 

K